Bill Gates 是這樣看陳水扁.... "魔鏡魔鏡...."

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~ Mirror, Mirror on the Wall ~

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Bill Gates were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?"

Bill Gates said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the wealthiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed."

Angelina Jolie agreed. "I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder."

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true is to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek is the strongest, Bill is the wealthiest and Angelina is the most gorgeous.

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world."

Angelina said for sure she is the most gorgeous.

Bill Gates came in and asked,


"Who the fuck is Chen Sui-Bian?"